Post by Stretch on Sept 27, 2005 16:38:22 GMT -5
I am very dedicated to my work. The Fire Department is my second home, and my extended family. It often seems like my life revolves around the Fire Department, but it means nothing compared to my little girl.
I am normally a very friendly person, but if you hurt my daughter, you will make me angry. Very angry.
I know my daughter is growing up, even if I don't like it. She seems to like you, so I'll tolerate you dating her, but here are a few things to think about while you're with her:
First of all, I run into burning buildings to save people I've never seen before. So you can't image how protective I am of my own daughter.
I once broke a woman's sternum by accident while doing CPR to save her life. If that's how I save people, what do you think I'll do when I'm totally pissed off?
I help to investigate arson fires. I know exactly what clues to look for to prove it was arson... therefore I also know ways to make sure nobody knows how the fire started... and I know where you live.
I've worked more car accidents than you'll ever see. The sight of blood doesn't bother me one little bit.
It's normal for me to carry saws, axes, and various other sharp tools in my truck. Touch my daughter and I'll take you for a little ride.
When we burn down a house for training, no one ever looks in the closets.
I use the Jaws of Life to tear the doors off wrecked cars. They cut through steel like a hot knife through butter. So watch your paws or get the Jaws.
Sirens and air horns really muffle the sounds of someone screaming.
Most of my friends are Cops, Paramedics and Firefighters. We are 9-1-1. If you piss me off, who do you think you're going to call for help?
I have access to explosives.
I am well-trained in Emergency Medicine. I know exactly which arteries are the easiest to sever, and which ones bleed the most. Remember all those sharp tools in my truck?
Even though my daughter insists that you are a nice guy and not like other guys, I know better. I was once your age, and I know exactly what you're thinking. Because of that, I already have plenty of reasons to not like you. It wouldn't take much at all to push me over the edge, and I keep my axe sharp.
So if you want to date my daughter, keep these things in mind. Firemen are protective by nature, and there is nothing we are more protective of than our little girls.
Whenever you're alone with her, you'd better remember that someday you might be alone with me.
I am normally a very friendly person, but if you hurt my daughter, you will make me angry. Very angry.
I know my daughter is growing up, even if I don't like it. She seems to like you, so I'll tolerate you dating her, but here are a few things to think about while you're with her:
First of all, I run into burning buildings to save people I've never seen before. So you can't image how protective I am of my own daughter.
I once broke a woman's sternum by accident while doing CPR to save her life. If that's how I save people, what do you think I'll do when I'm totally pissed off?
I help to investigate arson fires. I know exactly what clues to look for to prove it was arson... therefore I also know ways to make sure nobody knows how the fire started... and I know where you live.
I've worked more car accidents than you'll ever see. The sight of blood doesn't bother me one little bit.
It's normal for me to carry saws, axes, and various other sharp tools in my truck. Touch my daughter and I'll take you for a little ride.
When we burn down a house for training, no one ever looks in the closets.
I use the Jaws of Life to tear the doors off wrecked cars. They cut through steel like a hot knife through butter. So watch your paws or get the Jaws.
Sirens and air horns really muffle the sounds of someone screaming.
Most of my friends are Cops, Paramedics and Firefighters. We are 9-1-1. If you piss me off, who do you think you're going to call for help?
I have access to explosives.
I am well-trained in Emergency Medicine. I know exactly which arteries are the easiest to sever, and which ones bleed the most. Remember all those sharp tools in my truck?
Even though my daughter insists that you are a nice guy and not like other guys, I know better. I was once your age, and I know exactly what you're thinking. Because of that, I already have plenty of reasons to not like you. It wouldn't take much at all to push me over the edge, and I keep my axe sharp.
So if you want to date my daughter, keep these things in mind. Firemen are protective by nature, and there is nothing we are more protective of than our little girls.
Whenever you're alone with her, you'd better remember that someday you might be alone with me.
