Post by Stretch on Sept 27, 2005 16:20:38 GMT -5
COUNSELING SHEET
Name:____________________________________
Date:__________________
Knowledge:
______The son of a beetch really know his shlt.
______ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
______ Only half of brain and is dangerous.
______ f**king brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.
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Accuracy:
______Does excellant work if not preoccupied with puzzy.
______ Pretty good. Only occassionally blows it out his ass.
______ Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten.
______ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
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Attitude:
_____ Extremely cooperatve (if you kiss his ass frequently).
_____ Brown noser in good standings.
_____ Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop.
_____ Doesn't give a shlt. Never did, Never will.
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Reliability:
_____ Really a dependable little corksvcker.
_____ Works so hard that he must take an extra day off each week.
_____ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door.
_____ Totally f**king worthless
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Apperance:
_____ Extremely neat. Even combs his public hair.
_____ Looks great on his days off.
_____ Flies leave fresh dog shlt to follow him.
_____ Dirty, Filthy, smelly son of a beetch.
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Performance:
_____ Goes like a son of a beetch if there's money in it for him.
_____ Does all kinds of good shlt at evaluation time.
_____ Works well after an enema.
_____ Couldn't do less if were in a coma.
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Leadership:
_____ Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
_____ Maucho attitude, Commands total disgust.
_____ Dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops.
_____ Mother Theresa told him to get f**ked.
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I understand that I have been counseled and know my rights under the
privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as f**ked up as a
football bat and I will attempt to correct my deficiencies.
_____________________________________
Signature
Name:____________________________________
Date:__________________
Knowledge:
______The son of a beetch really know his shlt.
______ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
______ Only half of brain and is dangerous.
______ f**king brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.
_________________________________________________________
Accuracy:
______Does excellant work if not preoccupied with puzzy.
______ Pretty good. Only occassionally blows it out his ass.
______ Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten.
______ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
_________________________________________________________
Attitude:
_____ Extremely cooperatve (if you kiss his ass frequently).
_____ Brown noser in good standings.
_____ Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop.
_____ Doesn't give a shlt. Never did, Never will.
_________________________________________________________
Reliability:
_____ Really a dependable little corksvcker.
_____ Works so hard that he must take an extra day off each week.
_____ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door.
_____ Totally f**king worthless
_________________________________________________________
Apperance:
_____ Extremely neat. Even combs his public hair.
_____ Looks great on his days off.
_____ Flies leave fresh dog shlt to follow him.
_____ Dirty, Filthy, smelly son of a beetch.
_________________________________________________________
Performance:
_____ Goes like a son of a beetch if there's money in it for him.
_____ Does all kinds of good shlt at evaluation time.
_____ Works well after an enema.
_____ Couldn't do less if were in a coma.
_________________________________________________________
Leadership:
_____ Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
_____ Maucho attitude, Commands total disgust.
_____ Dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops.
_____ Mother Theresa told him to get f**ked.
_________________________________________________________
I understand that I have been counseled and know my rights under the
privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as f**ked up as a
football bat and I will attempt to correct my deficiencies.
_____________________________________
Signature