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Post by TERRY TRUE on Jan 30, 2008 16:44:21 GMT -5
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!' The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from the Middle East , I am not American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' She says, 'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work.'
Terry
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Post by jarhead32 on Jan 30, 2008 17:25:37 GMT -5
Terry, Touch'e-Yep, someone has to work?-Rich'
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Post by swanny on Jan 31, 2008 1:06:32 GMT -5
Hey Terry, very Good!!Alot of truth in that joke!!Love ya Bro!...Dale
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Post by jarhead32 on Jan 31, 2008 11:28:39 GMT -5
Terry & Swanny- No, not 'Probably at work';it should read,'Definitely , at work,doing 2 or 3 jobs'?-Rich
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