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Post by Stretch on Jan 30, 2008 12:57:44 GMT -5
You May Be A Taliban If...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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Post by swanny on Jan 30, 2008 13:36:36 GMT -5
Eric, As usual"WELL DONE"You left one out~You turn your wife or girl friend into a lamp Shade!!Semper Fi!...Dale
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Post by Stretch on Jan 30, 2008 14:34:19 GMT -5
An Amish farmer is walking through his field and notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die Schwein haben dahin gesheissen." (“Don't drink the water; the pigs have crapped in it.")
The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim and I don't understand. Please speak in English."
The Amish farmer says in English: "Use two hands; you'll get more."
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Post by jarhead32 on Jan 30, 2008 16:27:40 GMT -5
Swanny & Stretch , The Muslim Mosque is not only a place for worship, but is their"Ammo Dump"? Boom-Boom! Of course,they want to attack the west? Kill a lot of us? They will bring a few 'Taliban Fighters'here to blow them selves up ;unless they can get someone else,like a Palestinians to do it for them? They are coming,it is just a matter of when & where? It is suprising,What? WE CAN START UP THE CRUSADES-Again??-Semper Fidelis-RichW/43
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Post by swanny on Jan 30, 2008 16:36:52 GMT -5
Rich I think Dearborn Michigan will be the first place they will show their slimey little faces!KABOOM!well I've got to get back to my honey dews!Semper Fi!...Dale.......PS I like the Amish humor Eric!!
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Post by jarhead32 on Jan 30, 2008 17:08:09 GMT -5
Swanny, Yep, That is the Biggest Area in our country,where Iraquis are located? Who knows,what?-RichW/43
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